Welcome to my life, names Casey. Just spending my time on Tumblr and Netflix. Just some random stuff that makes me laugh. Hope you like it too. Destroy What Destroys You.
I’m still fucked up at the fact that the longest piece of English fictional literature written by any human is a super smash bros brawl fan fic.
he keeps getting stuck in the couch
this is my dog brian stuck in our couch in case u missed it
don’t buy your girl flowers. flowers die. buy her a potted cactus
"you’re an adult now"
"you need to choose a career"
"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
adult: wow teen is frowning !!! must have attitude !!!!! moody !!!!!!
there was a lizard in the shower so i said hello to it and the person showering next to me was like “hi??” i wasn’t sure whether to carry on the conversation or be like sorry i was talking to a lizard